{"id":173,"date":"2013-04-02T23:40:58","date_gmt":"2013-04-02T23:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/?p=173"},"modified":"2013-04-02T23:40:58","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T23:40:58","slug":"100-rogues-victory-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"100 Rogues &#8211; Victory FAIL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a fan of rogue-likes, but I prefer more of the Chunsoft line of games, &#8220;Torneko: The Last Hope&#8221;, &#8220;Shiren the Wanderer&#8221;, and to some extent, the Pokemon games too. \u00a0Never played the Chocobo one. \u00a0I like these more for the non-perma-death, RPG-stat-building and the constant progression. \u00a0I love the simple gameplay, with the deeper game mechanics and strategy.<\/p>\n<p>I also don&#8217;t shun away from the more brutal rogue-likes, and in my search for a iOS &#8220;Torneko&#8221; or &#8220;Shiren&#8221; game, I&#8217;ve played and enjoyed a couple. \u00a0&#8220;Dungeons of Dredmor&#8221; was not one I enjoyed. \u00a0&#8220;FTL&#8221; I did. \u00a0&#8220;Hack Slash Loot&#8221; I did for a bit, but it got old too fast (lack of deeper gameplay). \u00a0&#8220;Legend of Yore&#8221; was a bit too simplistic for my liking. \u00a0&#8220;100 Rogues&#8221; for the iOS grew on me.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m not on WiFi, relying on Sprint 3G network for gaming makes me want to scratch the surface of my phone in frustration. \u00a0So SLOW. \u00a0So when I was at the doctor&#8217;s office recently, I decided to play &#8220;100 Rogues&#8221;, a game that didn&#8217;t rely on a network connection to enjoy. \u00a0I continued from a game I started some time ago. \u00a0I only remembered dying a dozen times in the past with different characters, but this game was my first as the Crusader. \u00a0Apparently I was on the 3rd floor, with no recollection of how I attained my levels, other than rushing for the heal spell.<\/p>\n<p>My game went as follows, sort of:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Found a cool +2 sword. \u00a0Sweet.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t use a bow, but I can throw arrows at the enemy for minor damage.<\/li>\n<li>Wow, a boss?! \u00a0Invulnerable shield?? \u00a0Oh, this is easier than I thought.<\/li>\n<li>Wow, found a better sword! \u00a0Does less damage, but is more accurate and stuns! \u00a0Hopefully my new passive skill kicks in. \u00a0I haven&#8217;t seen it work yet though with my other sword. \u00a0Bugged?<\/li>\n<li>Sweet, armor! \u00a0Let&#8217;s get out of these robes and wear something more fitting for a Crusader!<\/li>\n<li>Hey, my passive finally kicked in! \u00a0I do an extra damage with my &#8220;Griffin Slayer&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Oh, a Tower shield. \u00a0That armor passive is finally useful!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Anyways, I got hooked. \u00a0My &#8220;cd&#8217;s Griffin Slayer&#8221; was doing respectable damage and I felt unstoppable. \u00a0Then I got to another boss floor, and faced Satan!<\/p>\n<p>Screenshots of my stats, skills and gear as I was fighting Satan:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-174\" alt=\"100rogues-crus01\" src=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus01-200x300.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus01-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus01.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus02.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-175\" alt=\"100rogues-crus02\" src=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus02-200x300.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus02-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus02.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-176\" alt=\"100rogues-crus03\" src=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus03-200x300.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus03-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus03.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus04.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-177\" alt=\"100rogues-crus04\" src=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus04.jpg\" width=\"211\" height=\"198\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He would torch the entire room, summon Vampire Bats and his melee attack would knock my Crusader out of melee range. \u00a0However, Satan couldn&#8217;t do enough damage to really threaten me, and I had my Heal spell to fall back on. \u00a0I also had Health potions as another back up. \u00a0The Vampire Bats Satan spawned would drop Health potions. \u00a0In fact, I came into the fight with only 4, but the screenshots reflect those picked up from the bats.<\/p>\n<p>The problem though is that I couldn&#8217;t do enough damage to negate his health regeneration each round. \u00a0Even when I landed a critical for 90 damage, Satan would heal to full after that! \u00a0This went on for a while and I felt like I hit a stalemate. \u00a0My weapon passive even triggered once or twice during the fight. \u00a0This happened once in &#8220;FTL&#8221; as well against its boss \ud83d\ude1b \u00a0There must have been some trick to defeating Satan, so I turned to the internet for answers.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, in order to win, you have to fail. \u00a0You have to die in order to &#8220;beat&#8221; Satan. \u00a0It still doesn&#8217;t make sense to me. \u00a0After dungeon crawling and building up my character, I want to see him unleash death and uber destruction on the denizens of hell! \u00a0Or at least eek out a close win. \u00a0Or get owned by Satan and prove to me that my character was not yet worthy of the challenge. \u00a0Instead I was locked in a staring contest with the final boss and expected to sit idle and die.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, though unconfirmed, Satan has a hidden set of health that you are to deplete before you &#8220;die&#8221; in order to defeat him. \u00a0Other players actually do die trying as they pile on as much damage as they can. \u00a0My Crusader on the other hand, actually had to stop playing and skip turns in order to die. \u00a0I think unequipping his armor and shield would have sped up the process, but that would be counterintuitive to how you&#8217;re suppose to play the game.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, believing that he had some hidden pool of health, I kept fighting and fighting, probably piling on thousands of damage before I quit, and died. \u00a0I watched the ending, and my final score was 27661 after 3227 turns. \u00a0However, Satan was not on my list of trophies, but 327 Vampire Bats were (Satan summons 2 every 4th round or so). \u00a0My only trophy and proof of Satan&#8217;s defeat:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus05.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-178\" alt=\"100rogues-crus05\" src=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus05-200x300.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus05-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100rogues-crus05.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to their forums, the devs have realized their mistake and will change this in a future update. \u00a0Victory through failure = Victory FAIL. \u00a0However, I do plan on rolling up a new character and playing again! \u00a0I expect a couple dozen deaths before I face Satan again \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a fan of rogue-likes, but I prefer more of the Chunsoft line of games, &#8220;Torneko: The Last Hope&#8221;, &#8220;Shiren the Wanderer&#8221;, and to some extent, the Pokemon games too. \u00a0Never played the Chocobo one. \u00a0I like these more for<span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/?p=173\">Read more &#8250;<\/a><\/div>\n<p><!-- end of .read-more --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[9,11],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mobile","tag-ios","tag-rogue"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":180,"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions\/180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.10-hp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}